When you are labeled as a crazy dachshund parent, it seems like everyone feels the need to buy you dachshund inspired gifts for every occasion. While the thought is from the heart, not all dachshund goods are created equal, and below is a selection of the cutest and quirky dachshund goods on the market right now. Perfect to show off in your home, office, and on yourself; just try not to buy them all at once!

Why wear your doxie on your sleeve when you can wear it on your arm? Cuore* makes adorable yet realistic dachshund purses, pouches and wallets. Two doxie colors available: red dubbed BBQ or black and tan lovingly named Teriyaki. How fashionable are these!?

Anthropologie, a high-end whimsy retailer, is mostly known for fashion; however they have a soft spot for doxies. This platter by artist Sally Muir is a real treasure and perfect hung on the wall or served up at your next dinner party.

Jonathan Adler’s mission is to bring modern American glamour to homes across America and what better way to do so than a cheeky dachshund butter dish? We think his timeless designes would look good in any home.

Doxies give us so much love that it is only fair to send the love back into the world; Rock Scissor Paper provides the perfect cards to do so. Try and not smile looking at these creative dachshund illustrations!

Bring a little dachshund fun to the office and try out Pearpapershoppe’s* 2017 Dachshund illustrated calendar. The perfect size for any workspace and each month includes a drawing more adorable than the next.

Are you looking for a real statement piece? Then a Doxie Watch may be something for you. Lieke owns one herself and is very happy with it! Use coupon code UNITED to save 10% at checkout!

I would get all these items if I could! Let us know in the comments what item you like the most!

Thank you Marin Heller for writing this guest blog for us!
*After reviewing this blog post, this webshop no longer exists (Feb 2019)